- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The power to die in one second

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

The power to bleed

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The ability to talk to dust mites.

The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

the power to do totally nothing

the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

the power to create the most pointless superpower

Pointless Super Powers