The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to see through water

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!