The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!