The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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the power to die on command

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The Power to die at will

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to liquify yourself.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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the power to have a power.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!