The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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Facebook.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!