the power to sizzle like bacon

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to pee any color

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!