The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to be a walrus

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!