- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

The power to lick your own back...

The ability to make your text green on google

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

The ability to read a book by its cover

The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

The power to never end your .

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to grow boobs

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The power to teleport through open doors

Pointless Super Powers