The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to see the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!