the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to die but once

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The power to be blind

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to switch gender identity

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to have no powers

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!