the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to eat food

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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the power to die on command

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fart at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!