The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to cook bad meals.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Guys, it's over.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!