the power to win the crying game

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!