The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!