the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!