The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to speak braille

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the power to nit propely

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!