The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to speak braille

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!