The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to talk in sign language.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to be born.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!