The power to see the present.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to breathe

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!