Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to see the present.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Facebook.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!