the power to shit shards of glass

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the ability to enjoy school

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The Power to die at will

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to swim on land

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the power to die....

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!