The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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Turn gold into lead.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!