The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to see through air.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to speak in morse code

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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the power to die....

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!