The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to eat food

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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i like pie.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!