The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!