The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!