The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!