the power to nit propely

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!