the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to see through glass

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!