The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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Smoke vision

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!