The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!