The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to nit propely

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!