- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to swallow chewed up food.

The power to simply walk into mordor

Batman

The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

The power to attract flies and cockroaches

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

Really bendy thumb

The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

The power to have a seat right over there.

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

the power to fly only when you are sleeping

the ability to pee in your own butt.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!