The ability to do nothing

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to breathe

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!