being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to pee backwards.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!