The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to be a walrus

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!