The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to do your homework.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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Melting

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!