The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Imortality.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!