the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to be a rock

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!