the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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Batman

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to fart at will.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!