The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to be your self

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

the power to f**k your family all at once

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

The power to light things on fire with a match

The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

the ability to enjoy school

The power to make light.....with a flashlight

The power of throwing back grenades

The power to change to justin biber

the ability to pee in your own butt.

the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!