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the power to teleport 1 inch every year
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The power to never sleep but still get tired
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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that
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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.
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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.
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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.
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The ability to have no abilities.
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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.
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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.
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the power to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................waste your time
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the power to die at will
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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body
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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow
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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.
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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)
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The power to breathe
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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!
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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"
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The power to think of a funny power
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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.
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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.
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the power to be allergic to every thing
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the power to poo every time someone asks you out
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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
