The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to write on this website

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!