the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!