The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to see through glass

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!