The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!