The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to grammar.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The power to hear morse code.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!