The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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Batman

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!