the power to shit cellulose

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!