The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the power to die at will

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to think of a funny power

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!