The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to not know your super power

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power rangers

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!