The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to grammar.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!