The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to divide by 0

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!