The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to jump face first

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to read

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to attract bullets.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!