the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power of love

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penis

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!