The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!